Monday, December 15, 2014

Washington Redskins - Change and Growth?

Yet another week, yet another Washington Redskins embarrassing loss.
Wherever you go, there you are. - Some asshole somewhere, sometime.

Like much of the past two decades, the Washington Redskins have dissolved into a puddle of obscurity before season's end. There were bad plays. There were bad penalties. There were bad attitudes. There were bad play calls. There were bad decisions by players. There were bad decisions by coaches.

In New York, Washington was bad like they have been in Washington. Like they were in Indianapolis before that. San Francisco before that. Minnesota before that. Wherever they go, there they are.

The problems are bigger than any one person, or any one group. The Redskins are bad by collection--and I mean that more than saying it's on everyone. I mean--literally--the pieces that the Washington Redskins have collected have made them bad. From hiring GM's, presidents, assistant presidents, public relations, coaches, assistant coaches, scouts, free agents, to drafting players. The Redskins have--for all the hate I have in the world for a term ruined by internet--failed, at building anything other than an inflatable practice-bubble a-la Mike Shanahan and making a complete mockery of the very name they vehemently attempt to defend.

Daniel Snyder has not built himself anything but a national embarrassment. He has turned the Washington Redskins into a circus rather than the football franchise and dynasty it appeared Jack Kent Cooke and Joe Gibbs had begun to establish in the 1980's and 1990's. The head coach turnover rate is a mockery, and the fact that Dan Snyder continues to surround himself with best friends and yes-men shows exactly why he--and the Redskins football team by association--will continue to fail.

One of the biggest problems with the Washington Redskins is Senior Vice President (who also somehow runs the Public Relations department as well as the social media platforms) Tony Wyllie. Wyllie has been nothing but confrontational in his entire tenure, and that was poetically on display following the Redskins' week 8 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. Wyllie famously shoved McCoy away from a post-game interview on the field, shouting "no means no!" He later tried to explain he did not want McCoy missing Jay Gruden's post-game locker room speech, but that begs the question - why did you make the situation so difficult? All Wyllie had to do was step in, tell McCoy "your coach is about to speak to the team, this interview is over." What he did was shove the quarterback without McCoy realizing who it was and causing a major scene on national television and becoming the butt of more jokes.

Then we have Bruce Allen, who notoriously suggested publicly when "sworn in" to the Washington Redskins front office that he would always be accountable and available to media, has all but shied away from football matters when approached by a microphone or recorder. Perhaps it was the fallout of everything that happened with Robert Griffin III's injury and the poor handling of the young quarterback's image, but that Allen has not been available or accountable publicly has caused the fans to question the integrity of a man who they thought was "all in" for them.

The scouts? The drafts? I should not have to go into depth to explain to you why there is nothing to be proud of in either department. The scouts have been lauded for their intelligence and talent evaluation. There have been rumors to suggest they have been overruled time and time again in the past. It may still be happening. So why do these people even have a job if nobody is letting them do their work?

The Washington Redskins have failed to build. Few players in Washington have been developed. When you look at the players drafted in the last decade, few have grown into stars for the team. Some have gone on to other organizations and rebuilt themselves as reliable, capable teammates. You can not have this many regimes and keep having the same results and blame it on the players on the football field any more than you blame everyone from the top down.

The only brightness in Washington is to realize there is a foundation to build upon. This is a strong organization with a ton of influence, money, history, fan support, and (despite the discussions and debates) a name and image which resonates proudly with fans of the team and even fans of the sport.

The same can be said of the talent on the field. Robert Griffin III has come under intense fire from every angle by people suggesting he is not capable of playing and succeeding in the National Football League. Others who say he just can not do it with Jay Gruden. Others who say he just can not do it with the Washington Redskins. He has a strong foundation from which you can build, and all of the athletic tools you look for in a professional athlete. Question his durability, but it is not as easy to question his ability. RGIII is not flawless. His mistakes on and off of the field are not to be ignored or denied. But you know what he can do athletically, and you know that you can coach him to become a polished professional quarterback. That is exactly why the team must re-brand themselves and in doing so, re-brand RGIII the football player.

I do not mean re-brand by changing names and changing logos and changing uniforms. The Redskins need to re-brand themselves as a football team devoted to winning Lombardi trophies and dominating the scoreboard. The Redskins need to re-brand themselves as an organization to be an ideal destination for hungry, talented players. It may seem like a tough task, because it is. However, the blueprint is not far from home. In fact, the blueprint lies with the professional basketball counterpart in the Washington Wizards.

John Wall, much like RGIII, was highly touted in college and entering the draft. He had limited experience, he was young, and he came with questions. His durability was tested, his growth and ability were questioned, and many outcast him for not being the one-man championship appearance that some insane, manufactured image suggested he would be.

I do not know where John Wall is headed in his future, but it looks bright. I do not know if Robert Griffin III can put it all together the same way John Wall did. But when you see those flashes and you consider he is still in the early stages of his "put-it-together" years, you would hope you can achieve something with the kid in the near future. It paid off with the Wizards, in large part because the team re-assessed how they branded themselves and the players on and off of the basketball court. The Wizards re-committed their focus to being all about basketball, and brought in help from big guys to depth to smart draft picks to veterans in order to help Wall grow on the court and start to show the world who he is off the court. The Wizards are developing players with excellent, capable leadership, a front office who realizes they need to push the on-court product, and trust.

Of course, you only do this if you believe it can work with Robert Griffin III, and that means assessing the mistakes he has made, and continues to make, and figuring out if you can work those issues out. Maybe the coaches decide they can not, or do not want to, but for a guy who was not in a pro-style offense, did not have a second offseason and battled through his rehabilitation period to be on the field with teammates, and then lost the opportunity to work on his timing with receivers this season due to his injured ankle, perhaps the opportunity is deserved to give everyone a fair chance. But you have to build a team around him. You have to tailor to his strengths. You have to let him be himself. You have to make Washington Redskins football the priority and focus.

Maybe that's all wishful thinking and too much to ask. But the simple fact that the Wizards did it and they are practically your roommates in professional sports suggests it can be done. If not? Wherever the Redskins go, there the Redskins will be... a mockery.

Monday, December 1, 2014

It Sucks Being a Redskins Fan


January 26, 1992 – I was 4 years old and my mom brought me down to her family's house to watch the Washington Redskins play in Super Bowl XXVI against the Buffalo Bills. My whole family was excited. They were certain the Redskins were going to win, but they bickered over every dumb play and watched with the nervous equivalent of reckless abandonment. My uncle sat on the right side of the room yelling at the idiot miscues. My aunt was being optimistic telling him that Mark Rypien would settle down and get in a zone. I was enamored by how important all of it seemed.

The Redskins went on to defeat the Bills 37-24. My uncle was a nervous wreck until the final play even though it was clear the game was already over. My aunt was ecstatic from the moment the Redskins got their final possession of the game to run the clock down. The rest of my family celebrated together. Me, growing into a Skins fan myself, could not believe just how much better this win felt to everyone than any other. My uncle—right on time—explained to me why a Super Bowl was so much more important. "It's the final game of the year. The best team wins. You get to brag until next year that your team is the champion." The word "champion" explained all of it to me, being that I was also a wrestling and boxing fan.

Just like that, I was locked for sure. It was certain to me at that point that I would always root for the Redskins. I "liked" them enough at that point that I wore t-shirts and watched with my family anyways. But with 3 championships in 9 years, there was a certainty about the team.

Fast-forward just shy of 23 years, and the Redskins have gone from a celebrated powerhouse to a snowball of jokes. Every offseason, there is/was a major signing or pair of signings which was "sure to put the team over the threshold" and make the Skins contenders. Every season, we watched as those signings didn't pan out and then fell right back into obscurity.

Things were supposed to change when Joe Gibbs came back, hopefully ending the highest coach-turnover rate in the NFL since the Redskins won the Super Bowl and Daniel Snyder bought the team. Gibbs' teams did some okay things. The Redskins had one of the most promising players in the history of the NFL in Sean Taylor. When Taylor was murdered in his own home, the team had a miraculous turnaround on the season and got into the playoffs, but fell flat, emotionally drained, in the fourth quarter of a playoff game in Seattle against the Seahawks. Gibbs retired a second time and fans were left wondering, "what next?"

Next was a bigger circus than what we had ever experienced before. Seattle's quarterback's coach was hired, presumably, to be the Redskins' next offensive coordinator. But when nobody took the job as head coach for fear of already having an offensive coordinator picked out for them, the Redskins were forced to appoint Jim Zorn as the head coach. Taking on a struggling Jason Campbell who had never had a consistent scheme or offensive coordinator, Zorn got off to a fast start his first season. But then injuries piled on as Clinton Portis fell with a concussion after having one of the best starts in NFL history. Others fell and the lack of a run game magnified the flaws of Campbell at quarterback.

The struggles continued into the next season as everyone wondered if anything could go right. The Redskins even pulled Sherman Lewis out of calling numbers at a bingo hall to call plays for Jim Zorn's struggling offense. Vinny Cerrato was fired from his position of General Manager mid-season and Bruce Allen was hired to replace him immediately. Rumors were abundant with who the next head coach would be, but seemingly the entire world was certain that Mike Shanahan was the next guy.

Those rumors turned out to be true as Shanahan was almost immediately hired to take over as the head coach of the Washington Redskins. Mike gave Campbell his word he'd be the starting quarterback for the Washington Redskins, and in a heartbeat, Shanahan did the unheard of and traded within the division for Philadelphia Eagles' QB Donovan McNabb. The defense was horrible immediately. The offense wasn't far behind from falling apart as injuries mounted and players realized they were not a fit for Mike Shanahan's scheme. Then came the year of Rex Grossman and John Beck. Then came the first-of-it's-kind trade for the right to draft Robert Griffin III at QB out of Baylor.

Robert Griffin III gave Redskins fans what Mike Shanahan could not even give them… hope. Perhaps the fans put too much pressure onto Robert Griffin's shoulders, but RGIII was asked constantly about being coined a savior and he always seemed as if that was a burden he was willing to try to shoulder. He was confident he could attempt to help the Redskins rebound. And from the moment he stepped onto an NFL field as a starting quarterback in a meaningful game, he wowed. Electrified. Owned the burden and seemed to be conquering it.

Then every Redskins fans' worst nightmare was realized when RGIII was injured in a late-season game after some of his most exciting performances in Baltimore. All of those rookie-season records, team records, and league records that RGIII had acquired, were all suddenly insignificant. But then it was ruled a sprain and he wouldn't miss a lot of time. But they brought him back and he did not look as though he was the same player. Then in the playoffs, after having won the division for the first time in 13 seasons, Robert Griffin III went down vs. the old foe Seattle Seahawks. The whole offseason, during any availability, Mike Shanahan was asked about his decision to leave RGIII in the game. He blamed Robert and the medical staff. Robert blamed Shanahan. This was all just a hint of things to come.

Robert was "all-in for week 1"… and everyone from the top down had signed off on it being a sure thing. Even Mike Shanahan. Mike could have sat Robert until he was 100%. He chose not to. Structurally, there were no problems, but strengthening was an issue. But the player was not mentally ready. Everyone could see it. Mike Shanahan chose not to make the decision to leave Robert on the sideline to heal. They wanted to teach him on the fly. The Redskins struggled. Then came rumors. Then came leaks. Then came what all can agree was Mike Shanahan's attempt to assassinate the character of each and every individual in the organization, except for his son.

Shanahan was fired. In comes Jay Gruden. In stays Jim Haslett. Robert Griffin III is fully healthy and returning with a happiness that did not exist at the end of 2012 or at all in 2013. DeSean Jackson was acquired through free agency in addition to Andre Roberts. The offense is supposed to flourish with all of these changes.

It is now week 13, heading into week 14. The Redskins are 3-9. In week 2 against the Jaguars, RGIII went down with a dislocated ankle. In came Kirk Cousins, who all but destroyed any trade value he may have had left with untimely interceptions, pressing with plenty of time left, and overall just horrible accuracy on some of the easiest throws to be made. Colt McCoy was inserted into the lineup and finished the game vs. the Titans, and helped secure the lead and victory in large part to Pierre Garcon's ability after the catch. Colt McCoy then started the game vs. Dallas and thanks to the best performance the defense has had all year, the Redskins came away with the upset victory.

Robert Griffin III was healthy again, and came back to play the Vikings in week 9, when two late leads were squandered by the inability of the defense to play sound in critical moments of the game. While Griffin was not spectacular, the performance was not horrible considering he was coming back from injury and managed to connect on passes to 7 different receivers. Again, Griffin managed to enter the fourth quarter with a 20-14 lead, and then managed to get a response TD in the fourth quarter. The defense crumbled immediately after to lose the game.

Following the bye week, the Redskins hosted the Buccaneers and the defense was, again, abysmal. That's not to say the offense did not play a part in the loss, but RGIII was not the only problem. Yes, he held onto the football too long—a recurring theme throughout his career—but he also did not get help from his teammates on his two interceptions. Both were drops by the intended receiver. An issue with the defense also assisted Tampa Bay in the victory, but I will touch on this issue in a moment.

Following the loss to Tampa Bay, the Redskins went on a road trip to San Francisco to take on the struggling 49ers. It was, without question, the worst game of Griffin's career. But it was also not the team effort you would expect of any NFL franchise. And while it was not a brilliant game by RGIII or anyone else for that matter, the Redskins did manage another lead in the fourth quarter that was immediately squandered by the defense.

Then came the change from RGIII to Colt McCoy heading into the Redskins game at Indianapolis against the Colts. The talk all week was that McCoy gave the team a better chance to win against the Colts, that players could be evaluated more appropriately with Colt in there as the more capable quarterback, and that the same mistakes that Griffin had been making would not be a factor.

Immediately it was clear that the same mistakes were going to keep happening. It was also clear that there was no better chance to win vs. the Colts. There was no chance at all. Colt did make plays eventually, but there was also a lot left on the field and he was incapable of making easy plays because the offensive line continued to struggle as they have since the start of the 2013 season. Robert Griffin III may very well be a problem. A problem. But this is a team where problems extend from the inability of receivers to separate or catch; coaches dialing up the correct plays in the right situations; players committing stupid penalties or playing with no urgency; defenders taking poor angles or whiffing on tackles; defenders not playing their responsibility in zone or when rushing the passer/collapsing the pocket. The issues go beyond just the players, but also to the coaches.

Robert Griffin III is not a pocket quarterback. Not yet, at least. Perhaps he never becomes one. Maybe he needs a fair shake with full health and focus solely on his offense. Maybe he needs another camp with his receivers down in Texas like he did prior to his rookie season. No matter the case, it should not be coaches forcing a round peg into a square hole. Griffin has a very specific skill set and a team built to run the football and make plays off of the run. Work to the ability of your players.

But my focus is more on the defense. For almost 5 whole seasons, Jim Haslett has failed miserably at putting his players in position to win football games. Outside of a few bright performances against Dallas, the Redskins have struggled mightily. Sure, they have never been able to address safety, even though they brought in Ryan Clark to shore up the back end a bit and provide a "sure" tackler and a veteran leader. There is no communication in the secondary. DeAngelo Hall is out for the year, and that has hurt this team in unimaginable ways, no matter how popular it is to hate on Hall (unjustifiably), he factually is one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL. The pass rush is nonexistent at times, and when it is there, there is no consistency, in large part because the offense has been unable to stay on the field and build a lead.

But back to the communication. Every week there is an error where the opposing offense sends their best receiver in motion and he gets lined up on Perry Riley in an obvious mismatch. Riley is not a bad player, but his weaknesses have been magnified and amplified by Jim Haslett's inability to adjust to the entire league running the same look, motion, and play, leaving Riley to get embarrassed and look as though he is responsible for every major mishap on the defense. There is no communication when corners try to play over the top and a safety bites on an underneath route. Or when a corner jumps on an underneath route thinking he can leave his man to the safety who has also bit on the underneath route. The corners have struggled in zone coverage, because they are press-man corners who Jim Haslett insists on having play 7 yards off of their man every play.

The Redskins coaches put good players in bad positions. They do not teach their players how to communicate with one another, obviously both on and off of the field. While Robert Griffin III may have had no right to call out the entire team (if you believe that's what he did), his point was accurate. Nobody is playing up to their potential, and a large part of that falls on everyone being put in the wrong position. Yes, players still have to know innately how to play to their responsibility. A coach should not have to drill week after week how to get to a specific depth or stance or how to read what their teammates are doing while also reading what their assignment is doing, but the fact that these mistakes keep happening week after week suggest it is more than just miscommunication between player and player. There is a clear miscommunication or disconnect between player and coach.

If players have to be held accountable, coaches have to be held accountable also. The general manager and owner have to be accountable. Will that ever happen?
Hail to the Redskins.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Redskins Fans Need Patience and Impatience

Mike Shanahan was hired by the Washington Redskins to take over for the 2010 season as the Head Coach and general manager. The two-time Super Bowl (head coach) winning Shanahan did many things in his tenure with the Redskins, the first of which was to set out and let players know that none of them are bigger than the team. Albert Haynesworth was the key example. Then Donovan McNabb. Then, to a degree, LaRon Landry.

What the Redskins did next was establish youth across the board for the Redskins. Going from one of the oldest teams in the league under Joe Gibbs and Jim Zorn, the Redskins quickly became one of the younger teams in the league (especially at the top of the depth chart) and this was a major part of their ability to contend in 2012 and win the division championship for the first time since 1999.

But youth does not bring great leadership. There needs to be a balance. London Fletcher was a tremendous leader, but his skills on the field were fast-declining and this made it tough for teammates to trust him on the field, no matter how much they respected him off of it. Many players also made stupid mistakes. Fred Davis being one of the major trouble-makers for his late nights, hangovers, and marijuana use.

Robert Griffin III was drafted in 2012 to become the face of the Washington Redskins' franchise, and he electrified early and often, setting team and league records almost every single week. But a torn ACL late in the year/in the playoffs led to Griffin needing surgery and his timetable to return (All in for Week 1) was a major rush. Griffin was cleared, but many questioned if it was a wise decision. Griffin played, and did not play with an explosiveness.

For much of the 2013 season, we wondered if mistakes were made. Then, every week, there were leaked reports of dissension between players and players, players and coaches, coaches and owner--and ultimately Mike Shanahan was terminated.

We all know just how important it is for a quarterback to have consistency in his career. Consistency in his stats, in his growth, in his maturation, in his relationship with other players, and in his relationship with coaches. Ultimately, you would prefer a quarterback stay in one scheme with one head coach and, for as long as possible, with the same offensive coordinator. We watched Jason Campbell here in Washington go through offensive coordinator after offensive coordinator, and his best year was the result of his first time with the same coordinator. But Campbell was inconsistent, on and off the field, and it resulted in him being shipped out by Mike Shanahan only weeks after being promised it was his team.

Entering 2014, with a new Head Coach in Jay Gruden, and a new General Manager in Bruce Allen, fans hoped RGIII would become a more polished version of his 2012 self, with far more consistency than his 2013 form. But inconsistency started in the offseason when Gruden came in with a new system and a new scheme. Griffin not only has to continue to learn to play quarterback in the NFL, but he also has to learn a new set of plays, with new players, and new communication.

Aaron Rodgers did not get to start until his 4th year in the league. He was not a finished product, because he had to learn to play, not just study. Robert Griffin III was thrown in immediately. He is barely in his full third season. He also suffered a dislocated ankle in the second game of the year, so he lost more time.

You may question Griffin's ability to stay healthy. It is logical. He got hurt in college. He got hurt in the NFL, several times. But you have to be patient and allow him to find consistency. For now, the only consistent pattern in RGIII's career is inconsistency. Players need to learn. They need to play. They need to grow. Everyone should agree that Griffin is an electric, dynamic, fully-capable player. Give him the opportunity to grow into the player he is capable of becoming.

But this team is no longer young. Many of Shanahan's "in his prime" players are now in their 30's. Gruden is going to have to find his own youth, while also doing everything he can to give Robert a reliable group to find consistency with. So while you have to be patient with Robert Griffin, you may want to turn your impatience towards the veterans on this team who undoubtedly have to do more to prove they deserve to stay.

Patience will go a long way in helping Alfred Morris be the running back he was in years 1 and 2 of his career. Impatience will push Pierre Garcon to either live up to his contract or crumble and head elsewhere. Patience will help Jordan Reed get the chance Robert Griffin deserves. Impatience should force us to find offensive linemen who can help the offense play at a comfortable level every week.

I will not urge you to be patient, or impatient. I will urge you to be patient AND impatient. But keep in mind, you have to be patient in particular areas, and impatient in others. Robert Griffin III is not the problem. He is not a problem. Give the young guys with promise a chance. Give the new guys with experience the opportunity to grow with the young guys.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Marvel Releases HD Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

After yesterday's huge event, with official announcements for Captain America: Civil WarBlack PantherGuardians of the Galaxy 2Thor: RagnarokAvengers: Infinity War (Pt. 1 & 2), and much more, Marvel has finally released the first HD trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron.


All day yesterday, we had a bunch of people releasing videos of the trailer filmed from their couch of their television. Marvel has given us the actual trailer now, in 1080p.

The trailer is much the same as the leaked version that the world saw last week, however, Marvel decided to throw in the Mjolnir challenge at the beginning of the trailer (perhaps a last-minute decision because fans already saw the rest). We see Tony Stark try to lift the hammer, and then he adds an Iron Man glove. Then comes War Mach.. err... Iron Patriot... with a glove from his suit of armor, attempting to help Tony Stark to no avail. Then Steve Rogers, b.k.a. Captain America, gives it a shot, where we see Mjolnir move a little (and a priceless look on Thor's face), but then Cap is unable to finish the job. And then we break down into total mayhem as the mangled remains of an Iron Man armor (Mark I?) have come to life in the form of the initial Ultron.

Avengers: Age of Ultron focuses on "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" as they once again join forces, presumably free of S.H.I.E.L.D. However, in the trailer, there is an appearance from former Director Nick Fury. Aside from Tony Stark's Iron Man, Steve Rogers' Captain America, Thor, and newly acquired teammate James Rhodes' Iron Patri... f' it, I'm calling him War Machine, the team once again features Bruce Banner and his HulkNatasha Romanova as Black Widow, and Clint Barton as Hawkeye.

We are certain much more will accompany The Avengers in this chapter of their journey, but we will leave it to Marvel to unveil that as they please.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Marvel Studios Makes Major Announcements

So today, October 28, 2014, Marvel Studios (Disney) held an event, with announcements being promised.




This was a major deal, because Marvel's last release of the upcoming dates for their films had a bunch of dates with no titles associated, and fans were only able to speculate as to what they could be seeing.

One of the first major announcements at the event, being teased for Avengers: Age of Ultron:

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Hoes or Happiness

I just launched a campaign over on TeeSpring and I hope you'll go check it out for me.

http://teespring.com/hoesorhappiness

They always said money can't buy you happiness. Someone told me on Twitter they would choose unlimited money over unlimited love because they "could buy hoes." Well, that's where the shirt comes into play!

Please go do what you can to help out. There are tees, long-sleeve tees, hoodies, and women's tees. At the very least, hit the share buttons, let your Facebook friends and Twitter followers know to go check it out.


Monday, October 20, 2014

DC Comics Alienates Television Series' Arrow and The Flash

As I am sure you all are aware, DC Comics announced their movie lineup and release dates centered around The Justice League movie. Fans were finally given an outline of what and when to expect from what many feel is the long overdue Justice League universe. The next step was to make a few more major announcements about the upcoming movies, and who will play the heroes and villains.

We already knew Henry Cavill would be returning as the Man of Steel. We knew Ben Affleck would debut as the caped crusader Batman. We had confirmation that Jason Mamoa would become Aquaman. We got news that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would take on the role of Black Adam in Shazam. Then we got news this past week that Ezra Miller would become The Flash. In an update which was later posted to that article:
"UPDATE: According to The Hollywood Reporter, Miller will indeed be playing Barry Allen - the same character Grant Gustin stars as in The CW series - as, "The story centers on Barry Allen, a man with super speed and super-fast reflexes." How do you feel about separate movie and TV universes?"
Personally, I feel this is a devastating development. While I do not personally like the casting of Ezra Miller in general, my feelings on that matter are secondary to why I believe this is a mistake. Many fans I have discussed what I call The JustiCin have echoed the very same sentiment, DC Comics made a mistake by creating a separate universe for the films than for the successful television programs Arrow & The Flash.

While I personally wanted to see Gotham take place in the same universe as Arrow and The Flash, I was forced to accept that I would just have to live with the difference. But now that I am forced to live with Arrow and The Flash being separated from The JustiCin, I am overwhelmingly disappointed. 


An incredible universe has been built in Arrow, and the branching of The Flash showed just how fortified Arrow's groundwork has become. It also gave fans hope that the two series' would lead to & be directly involved with The JustiCin, as many of the characters in Arrow have either directly appeared in the Justice League comic books, or in the solo comics & animated television shows for Batman, and to some degree, Superman.

Instead, these television shows will live independent of The JustiCin. How does The JustiCin affect Arrow and The Flash? Warner Bros. does not have movie/character rights divided amongst several companies the way Marvel does with Disney/Marvel Studios, 20th Century Fox, and Sony Pictures. The CW can not block DC Comics from using the characters from their shows in The JustiCin, and I would imagine they would welcome the "crossover" for the exposure and lucrative gains. It should have been logical for DC Comics and Warner Bros. to maximize Arrow and The Flash with mixing them into The JustiCin and using the shows to also promote the events within. It would have also allowed DC Comics to stick it to Marvel for what has become a subject of embarrassment when discussed among hardcore comic fans.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. had two series' lows for viewership recently, and while not necessarily unsuccessful, it has underperformed in comparison to Arrow and The Flash. It would have been an even stronger statement by DC Comics had they subtlely or indirectly acknowledged their dominance in television and brought the championing series' into The JustiCin.

Of course I am just one person, my discussions have been with few. I would like to hear more from the fans on how they feel about The JustiCin and the "ommission" of Arrow and The Flash. Do you feel this move could hurt the television series'?

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Unboxing October 2014 Loot Crate #FEAR


I got my October Loot Crate. I was extremely excited Friday afternoon when it arrived. I was not expecting it to come on the 17th of the month when I got my first two crates on the 25th of August and September. I decided since I got it early, I was in a decent mood, and I was on the last crate of my first subscription plan, I would make the unboxing video special compared to the first two, and actually do a face-cam.

If you are not familiar with my first two videos, I basically just showed off the crates, the items, and my hands sorting through them. They weren't terrible. The crates were literally the focus of the videos. This time though, it felt more personal, more connected to the audience, and I was able to show off my reactions so you could see how exciting or maybe even (not likely) underwhelming any of the items in the crate were.

The theme is FEAR, which should make all the sense of the world. If you go to Youtube to view the video, use the link in the description and go subscribe to Loot Crate TODAY! You can still get the FEAR CRATE on Sunday only!

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Monday, October 13, 2014

Redskins Fans - Do You Want Gregg Williams Back?

It seems like forever ago. In many ways, it really is. A lot of bad has come out of the years following the loss of Sean Taylor, the departure of coach Joe Gibbs and his assistant coach Gregg Williams. We got stuck with Jim Zorn. Our defense failed to make an impact every single year. We had the Vinny Cerrato disaster. We brought in Bruce Allen, who brought in Mike Shanahan and son Kyle. Mike brought in Jim Haslett. The defense has been in shambles since. Mike Shanahan is even gone and the things the defense did while he was head coach, they’re still doing with Jay Gruden at head coach. That says a lot.

A year ago, I asked why this defense seems to try to not make the play. I asked why the offense seems so anti-adjustment, flat, and unable to take a single pawn from the opponent’s side of the chess game. One player, then another, and then another chimed in with the same idea: Mike Shanahan coaches practice so that the offense is set up to win every single play. It made all the sense in the world. I had heard that before. It’s not uncommon for a coach to do such a thing. When the defense practices to lose, they’ll never play with an advantage. When the offense practices to win, they will never step up in the face of a genuine scheme and real adjustments by the opponent’s defense. You could almost say it was a little too clear last season. Perhaps the trend is still carrying on today?

I wanted Jim Haslett to get another shot at this without Mike Shanahan. With being able to scheme and adjust in practice. With replacing an aging, unable to cover, all-time great in London Fletcher. With bringing in an imposing, attacking Jason Hatcher. With addressing a concern at nickel corner with 4th-round draft pick Bashaud Breeland. Weeks later, and with an injured DeAngelo Hall, the defense is incapable of making plays.

Raheem Morris was brought in by Shanahan to help Jim Haslett, especially at defensive back. Morris’ units always succeeded in Tampa Bay, except when he was the head coach. It made sense to bring in a guy who clearly knew how to communicate with DB’s and bring out the best in all of them. But did he really? Since Morris has come in, the only player in the secondary to really make an impact was DeAngelo Hall, who did not really change his game too much from any point before. David Amerson, a promising young corner out of North Carolina State University, plays with physicality and intensity – things he displayed on the field in college, maybe only slightly amplified by Morris. Brandon Meriweather has shown incapability to cut the mistakes he has always made. There have been no adjustments to his game, his angles, or his tackling. E.J. Biggers, a Raheem Morris guy, has shown absolutely nothing on the field in his time here in Washington. Yesterday, he watched Larry Fitzgerald make a double move in front of him, stood still the whole way, and did not react to the play until the football was already in Fitzgerald’s hands.

But the rest of the defense is not adjusting. There is no pressure on opposing quarterbacks not wearing Jacksonville uniforms. There is no coverage ability from the linebackers not named Keenan Robinson. The defensive line pushes the pocket, but save for occasionally, there is no clean-up by the edge rushers.

But the defense is not the only unit struggling. The offense has its woes as well. No matter the offensive line unit; no matter the running back; no matter the rotation at wide receiver; no matter the revolving door at tight end; no matter the quarterback. Plays are being made, but not often enough. Rookies who are supposed to be groomed to take over from the incompetent vets can’t win the spot in practice and show in-game that they are incapable. But the offense has been a roller coaster over the years, and Jay Gruden is new to our staff and is trying to get the ball rolling. Jim Haslett has been here with the defense for years, now in his second regime.

There is a lack of swagger, ferocity, intensity, playmaking, and adjusting in this defense. Players are not playing their responsibilities, edges are not being attacked, and DB’s assignments are constantly blown. Tackling? What tackling? It doesn’t happen. We were spoiled by Sean Taylor in Washington. It is unfair to expect anyone else to play at his level. But Sean was a blueprint for hard work paying off. The fact that “nobody” is even close says a lot about how little work players put in. Maybe it’s not just the hard work, maybe it is the scheme. Maybe it’s a coach that nobody seems to go to bat for.

I remember there being bad performances from our defense under Gregg Williams where players spoke of how they disappointed themselves, their teammates, and “most importantly” the coaches. London Fletcher went to bat for the next Greg Blache, and was almost in tears speaking about how his coach did not deserve to be associated with such poor play from his defense. I have not seen a single player do the same for Jim Haslett. Do guys not want to fight for their coach?

I’ve yet to see a defense associated with Gregg Williams give up on him. A player or two ran their mouth in New Orleans and busted him for BountyGate. I do not condone what Gregg Williams and his defenses were doing in regards to hurting opponents. The system ran deeper than New Orleans, as former Redskins players chimed in saying he did the same in Washington. That was investigated but nothing ever came of it on the heels of CapGate. But all of that aside, it’s safe to assume Williams has actually cut that system. He is still a magnificent motivator, a great thinker, and a brilliant scheme and pressure coordinator. There were reports two offseasons ago that Williams would have been willing to return to the Redskins organization and speak with Dan Snyder. This past offseason, many wondered if it would happen with a new coach coming in, if Gregg would be willing to replace Haslett. But the Redskins retained Haslett, and Williams is coaching the defense in St. Louis.


So I ask fans, would you like to see Gregg Williams back in Washington coaching the Redskins’ defense? Would you like to see the return of the 4-3? Let us know in the poll below and leave a comment to discuss further.

Do You Want to See Gregg Williams Return to the Washington Redskins?

Friday, October 10, 2014

Halloween

What Are Your Halloween Plans?

Halloween is just around the corner, and for many people that I know, Halloween is one of the most fun holidays of the year in the United States, and it's gaining momentum worldwide. Little kids dress up and go trick-or-treating; high school students go to costume parties; college students go to bigger costume parties and host events at bars and clubs if they're legal; adults spend time with their children or even going to parties themselves with friends.

How are you going to spend your Halloween this year?

What Costume Are You Wearing?

We all know about the stereotypical girl Halloween "rules"... cute and sexy, not scary!

DUH!

Costumes are what makes Halloween fun, unless you're #TeamSkinnyFatAss like me and some of my friends and just want to binge on candy. While I don't personally condone you acting out like Ice in Hocus Pocus--being able to enjoy yourself with a belly full of 3 Musketeers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and avoiding Candy Corn at all costs is far more than an acceptable way to punish yourself in preparation for the following month's Thanksgiving Festivities!

So what do you all plan to dress as? There's the classic "Scream" get-up. There's comic book characters like Superman and Deadpool. There are legendary horror slashers like Michael Myers and Freddy. There are witches and devils and ghouls! Or you can go as a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude--or his latest incarnation of Iron Man! Maybe you even like to dress your pets in Halloween costumes!

So leave a comment and let us know what Halloween Costume you will (or won't) be wearing!

Decorations!

I'm that kid who always wanted to go see the lights and decorations on Christmas and Easter. Going for a ride with my grandparents or aunt was always fun. But on Halloween, you have to have your little house of Hell and haunts to keep passers and visitors drawn in, and/or freak them the Hell out! When I was a kid going trick-or-treating, we always had to visit a house that went over-the-top with decorations--lights, music, dummies, the whole shabang-a-bang! This guy even had a 30-foot skeleton that leaned over the entire front yard of his house! It was incredible--and fear-inducing for a young child, but fun!

Do you already have decorations? Do you plan on buying some? Do you not care for the showmanship?

Don't Laugh, People! Mwahaha!

My take on The Dark Knight's Scarecrow
Here at Don't Laugh, People, we obviously take Halloween seriously! We love to dress up, and even personally do the work to design our own costumes if it isn't something that we can buy straight up. We try to keep it theme-related every year while we go hang out with family, but it's perfectly acceptable for everyone to do their own thing based on what they want to do and what they're in the mood to do.

As you can see to the right, I dressed with my own take on The Dark Knight's version of Scarecrow with help from my best friend/brother. If you've ever made your own costume, or plan on making one this year, shoot us an email and submit some pictures (of the costume).

Try Not to Die!

Or be safe, to be more politically corre... no, you know what? F-that! Try not to die! Halloween is full of fake spooky, horrific things... but also full of a lot of the real ones as well. People use Halloween as their cover to actually commit heinous crimes such as robbery, murder, assault, and poisoning! Always be wary of your surroundings, the people you interact with, and anything you come into contact with. CHECK THAT CANDY, FOLKS!

But most importantly, have a Happy Halloween!